Total Medals Earned: 27 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 700 Points
Medals Earned: 5/13 (30/90 points)
all according to plan
you really like dogs, don't you?
woo the gamestop girl
a nice guy tries to give a gift...
who eats in the middle of class?
ED is a serious issue
thank god the dog was just a dream
just talk to the girl already, jesus
split your head in gamestop
ew, you wiped it on your clothes?
get your fannypack back from the dog
get outta gamestop without issues
fuck yeah, cheetos
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/100 points)
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
Elected as President.
You've created an enemy.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
The Pistol Party disappeared.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/200 points)
Get A Job At Pizzio's Pizza!
Deliver Your First Pizza!
Complete The Game!
Check Out The Credits!
Medals Earned: 18/20 (445/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Buy everything
